- You dig into your pocket for change and come up with nine wire nuts, four driver bits, a screwdriver, a utility knife, and two pennies.
- Your wife has a bucket near the washing machine for the wire nuts she's always pulling out of it.
- Your nickname is "Sparky", and it has nothing to do with being youthful and energetic.
- You set your cellphone on silent mode and as soon as it vibrates with a call, you jump back thinking you're being shocked.
- You drive around with your family to look at Christmas lights and while everybody's admiring the light show, you're marveling at the wiring.
- You describe having two children with one on the way as having "two trimmed out and another roughed in."
- You go to an amusement park and ask for a tour of the electrical rooms... and get it!
- You're disappointed that your friend's pictures of their new house doesn't include any shots of the breaker panel.
- Your wife is meditating and making that "ommmmmmmmm" sound and you assume she's talking about electrical resistance (ohmmmmm).
- Your wife is meditating and making that "ommmmmmmmm" sound and you immediately check the lights, switches, and outlets to see what's humming.
- Someone is describing an extraordinary event and says "I was so shocked!" and you ask "What voltage?"
- You're at a party and someone takes a picture with a flash camera and your blood pressure jumps a couple hundred points.
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